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		<title>Chantal Martineau&#8217;s World Worsts</title>
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Name Chantal Martineau
Who? She edited the travel section of Virgin.net and now freelances for publications such as Allure, US Airways Magazine, Women&#8217;s Health and writes about food and drink for the Village Voice. Her latest venture is hosting the Travel Channel&#8217;s new show Confessions of a Travel Writer. More at chantalmartineau.com 
Age 32
Countries Visited 26
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<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1524" title="Chantal Martineau" src="http://www.titanicawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Chantal-Martineau.jpg" alt="Chantal Martineau" width="499" height="543" /></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;"><strong>Name </strong>Chantal Martineau<br />
<strong>Who? </strong>She edited the travel section of Virgin.net and now freelances for publications such as <em>Allure, US Airways Magazine, Women&#8217;s Health</em> and writes about food and drink for the <em>Village Voice</em>. Her latest venture is hosting the Travel Channel&#8217;s new show <em>Confessions of a Travel Writer. </em>More at<em> </em></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.chantalmartineau.com/writer+editor.html">chantalmartineau.com </a></span><span style="color: #333333;"><br />
<strong>Age </strong>32<br />
<strong>Countries Visited</strong> 26</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="color: #800000;">Titanic Nominations</span><br />
<span style="color: #333333;"><strong>1. Worst Toilet</strong> Seoul. It was essentially a trough. For women!  You straddled it &#8211; it was pretty low &#8211; and tried to miss your underwear. I thought it couldn&#8217;t get any worse until the old lady behind me rested her elbow on my back for support.<br />
<strong>2. Worst Meal </strong> Rome, no joke. It was like microwaved Chef Boyardee. That&#8217;s what you get for eating right on Piazza Navona.<br />
<strong>3. Worst Airline</strong> Cubana, Yucatan to Havana. All the overheard bins flew open. Some of the seats came loose. And the flight crew &#8211; like 8 of them for a 22-seater &#8211; kept coming in and out of the cockpit like it was a swingers party in there.<br />
<strong>4. Worst Boat Ride </strong> Punta Arenas to Isla Magdelena (a.k.a. Penguin Island). The &#8220;45-minute&#8221; boat ride took 3 hours. The rough waters of the Strait of Magellan are like a spin cycle. Then when you get there, it reeks of penguin poo.<br />
<strong>5. Worst Cocktail</strong> Lucky Cheng&#8217;s in NYC. Total tourist trap (I went with tourists). The &#8220;Orgasm in a Bowl&#8221; is sticky sweet, Windex-blue and tastes like melted Mr. Freezes spiked with cheap bathtub rum.</span></span></div>

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