If there’s one light on a plane you don’t want to malfunction, it’s the light in the plane’s only bathroom. When this happened on a SkyWest Airlines flight, it didn’t leave the passengers much to do except cross their legs and pray. That is, except for one especially acute urinator who, according to the Salt Lake Tribune, “had two really big beers. It was like I had no choice.”  What he’s referring to is his decision to pee into an airsickness bag. A clever solution? Perhaps, but the pilot didn’t think so. He called the police upon landing in Salt Lake. The airline later issued an apology and gave the passenger a travel voucher.