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Down Under Flights: Tiger Airways holds onto title of worst on-time recordNominee

April 26th, 2010 by Doug Lansky

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From worst to… er, worster? Tiger Airways went from 21.8% of flights with delays in February to 26% of flights with delays in March.  In fact, Tiger has held the top spot of worst on-time performance results among major Australian airlines since it took over from Jetstar in August, 2009 (according to Department of Infrastructure, Transport and Regional Economics).

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Dumbest tourist questions asked at Australian tourist officesNominee

January 21st, 2010 by Doug Lansky

News.com.au reports that Australian travel agents were asked to list some of the strangest questions asked by tourists.

Here are some of the classics:

+ Can I catch a train from Fiji to New Zealand?

+ What type of car is needed to drive from the Great Barrier Reef to Perth?

+ “I’m doing a crossword at the moment and need your help. What is the name of that really tall building in the Gold Coast?”

+  “Why are Australian stop signs shaped like hexagons?”

+ “How many cartons of cigarettes can we take on our driving holiday to Queensland?”

+ “What passport would I need to visit Melbourne from Queensland?”

+ “I know it’s a long flight but how is it that I take off at 10am in Sydney and land at 10am in Vancouver on the same day? How is that possible?”

+ “Can you get Australian money out of ATMs overseas?”

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Peter Moore’s World Worsts

April 22nd, 2009 by Doug Lansky

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Name Peter Moore
Who? Australian author of six travel narratives including No Shitting in the Toilet, The Wrong Way Home and Vroom with a View.  Currently lives in London.  More at  www.petermoore.net
Age 46
Countries Visited 99
Titanic Nominations
Worst Toilet The public toilet in Tepelene, Albania. An underground bunker with a floor covered in shit. People simply stood on the stairs leading down and took aim.
Worst Tourist Attraction The Bunyip in Murray Bridge, South Australia. Insert a coin and a crappy plastic creature emerges from a pond strewn with rubbish. Brilliant!
Worst Airport Kuala Lumpur International. Changi’s plainer, simpler and more boring sister
Worst Flight Attendants Qantas. They really don’t give a shit.
Worst Hotel Banjarmasin Homestay, Banjarmasin, Indonesia. Soggy mattresses and rats running along the poorly partitioned walls. A personal favourite.
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