The Titanic Awards » Toilets

Why you shouldn’t drop something down an Indian squatter

Doug Lansky — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:38:50 +0000

Almost painful demonstration of how to get the toilet handle out of the toilet.

Ultimate Travel Fail Compilation Video

Doug Lansky — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:57:50 +0000

editing by Tim Shisler

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Titanic Awards book spotted in the wild (just released)

Doug Lansky — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:57:43 +0000

Crap souvenir… literally

Doug Lansky — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:49:10 +0000

Japan makes talking toilet, travelers don’t quite rejoice

Doug Lansky — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:06:55 +0000

Don’t suppose it’s any weirder than K.I.T.T, the talking car. And you don’t have to suffer through David Hasselhoff’s singing.

If you don’t speak Japanese, it’s hard to know what it’s saying. What the hell would a toilet say if it could speak?

Best or Crap Toilet Invention? Comments Please

Doug Lansky — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:08:34 +0000

On one hand there are lots of plastic pieces that look like they wouldn’t last a week with mild abuse. On the other hand there are a few new clever bits. On the other -- damn, out of hands… which may also be a problem if things get a bit messy.

Whaddya think?

Collection of Spectacularly Nasty and Challenging Toilets in China

Doug Lansky — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:59:40 +0000

Photo montage by “Mr. Chinese Negrito”

Least Eco-Friendly Toilet

Doug Lansky — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:37:29 +0000

Looks like this gem uses about 10 gallons of drinking water per flush.

Located at the Carowinds amusement park, near Charlotte, North Carolina.

Worst Mountaintop Toilet Queue

Doug Lansky — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:46:42 +0000

What to you do when you get to the top of Mt Fuji? Start waiting to use toilet.

Most Expensive Way To Clean Toilet Seat

Doug Lansky — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:59:03 +0000

From the people who brought you milk chocolate and little folding knives.